Today's Number Is Zero Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size the love is unconditional

the love is unconditional

Laughter: guaranteed

and hilariously bold—all at once

Made for the nights that become the stories

Today's Number Is Zero Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size the love is unconditionalToday's number is zero. As in zero tolerance, zero patience, zero interest in whatever today has planned. The number has been set. The day has been informed. This today's number is zero mug posts the daily metric before the morning even has a chance to test it. The tolerance is quantified. The quantity is none. Who this is for: The woman whose today began at exactly zero and has not moved The gag gift for the friend who communicates her limits in